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YYH #1
Ashi: Yep...a different group is currently in the process of taking over my house. Who could it be? It's defly not the Slayers gang! They're currently out on nutritional business...
Hiei: Just tell the twig so I can leave already.
Ashi: Well you just gave it away! I was building suspense!
Kurama: And your dramatic monologue was well on it's way to being quite suspenseful.
Ashi: I can't tell if that was a compliment or a craftily disguised insult... Not that I'm complaining or anything. A witty, and clever banter beats out being Dragon-Slaved anyday, and whatever else I go through with those crazy nut-jobs...
Yusuke: I don't know WHY you're callin' them 'nut-jobs' like you ain't one yerself. Che! It's people like YOU that take the fun outta life!
Ashi: You mean the kind of person that gets on their friends/people they know have a chance at life to straighten out their priorities and to get a little backbone?
Yusuke: Yeah.
Kuwabara: If you ask me, Urameshi could use ten more friends like that. But since he can't get anymore friends (because it was definitely a fluke he got us), he'll just have to have his rival ride his back; the Great Kazuma Kuwabara!
Kurama: I think he almost paid Yusuke a compliment, if it wasn't shrouded by his unwavering competitive streak.
Hiei: Hn. The only thing that idiot is great at is running into walls.
Kuwabara: You got something to say, shorty?!
Hiei: Hn. Are your ears filled with wax? Or are you just that dumb?
*Ashi grabs some Milk Duds and reclines in a chair to watch.* Ashi: Yep, this is JUST what I needed!
Yusuke: Heh. I think I'm starting to like this girl.
Kurama: You DO realize the hypocracy in your statement, do you not?
Yusuke: I don't know what you're jabberin' about bein' 'hip-crazy'. Unless you're talkin' about Ashi... But I sure can't see anything with the clothes she wears-
Kuwabara: *bops Yusuke in the head* URAMESHI!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD THINK OF A GIRL LIKE THAT!!! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!!
Yusuke: *pile-drives Kuwabara into unconsciousness* Th' hell's yer problem?! I was only statin' the obvious! Geesh, I swear! You do one thing bad and you'll never live anything else in yer life down, EVER!
Kurama: And we could all pretty much defend that.
Hiei: I don't know where you keep getting this 'we' from, Kurama. As far as I'm concerned, you all are anchors.
Kuwabara: Aw, stop messin', Hiei! We all know that yer just some very misunderstood child under all those black clothes you wear!
Kurama: 0_0' That was...surprisingly sharp for him...
Yusuke: *laughing his ass off* OMG! Look at Hiei's face! *laughing some more* It's like a cross between pinched cheeks and a basset hound!!! *LHAO*
Hiei: *almost boiling anger* I would advise you to not run your mouth for too long, detective...
Ashi: But more importantly, there is a question I want to propose: What do you think Hiei would have been like as a child?
Yusuke: Well, as random as that was, I don't think it'll stop us from answerin' it.
Kurama: *teasingly* Oh, Hiei, I bet you were such a cute little fire demon!
Kuwabara: Yeah, I bet he had a one of those toy swords and went around goin' *in his mad skillz of doing voices...right now, a little chibi Hiei* 'Gimme a cookie, dammit! Or you'll regret dat you eva messed wit me!'
*All except Hiei proceed to laugh at Kuwabara's antics (and mad skillz at an impersonator), in which Hiei huffs and starts to leave*
Kurama: Oh, c'mon Hiei. Dont leave- *makes strange sound of supressing a laugh* -we don't mean any harm buy it.
Yusuke: Except maybe if we steal his cookies! *LHAO*
Kuwabara: *wipes a tear* Oh man, Urameshi...that was good!
Hiei: *very fierce anger [nothing new here]* CHE!! *slams door behind him*
Ashi: *failing to supress laughter* May-Maybe we should stop now guys... *^0^* I me-mean, we really did piss him off this time.
Kurama: Yes. I'm afraid we may have actually hurt him.
Yusuke: Aw...! He'll be fine! He's a tough lil' cookie- *him and Kuwabara make eye contact and proceed to laugh*
Ashi: C'mon guys!
Kurama: In reality, Hiei probably did not take that as a joke. He had a very hard childhood, and he most likely took our words to heart.
Yusuke: Damn Kurama! You can be such a downer some times!
Kuwabara: Aw, I do feel kinda bad for raggin' on Shorty. He's probably only mean because he did have it rough...
Ashi: So, uh, Kurama... You're gonna tell us about Hiei, right? I mean, we're his friends too!
Yusuke: *under his breath* ...don't know HOW she got that title all of a sudden...
Kurama: *realizes he's said too much* Oh, um... That is clearly his business, and if you want to know you should take it up with Hiei!
Kuwabara: C'mon, Kurama! Don't be so stingy! Maybe we can help Shorty to be more socially-active...
Ashi: Yeah! I wanna help too!
Kurama: ^-^' I'm sure Hiei greatly appreciates your concerns, but he'll never accept them.
Yusuke: Yeah, you know how Hiei is. It'll only take a bite outta his pride if he were to give in so openly.
Ashi: That's right. Hiei doesn't accept things half the time because he believes that he doesn't deserve them.
Kuwabara: Che, that's a load of bull. He's the way he is because people were mean to him like that!
Kurama: ^_^' I'll have to take back my comment of him being unusually sharp, unfortunately...
Kuwabara: Heh, I guess the next thing you guys'll tell me is that Shorty is really Yukina's long lost brother but doesn't tell anybody because he believes he's an unworthy brother for her.
*Yusuke, Kurama and Ashi huddle into a group*
Yusuke: He may not be sharp, but he has to be ignorantly aware of stuff...
Ashi: You think it's his Spirit Awareness...?
Kurama: Probably, but if Kuwabara finds any truth in that and Hiei gets wind of his knowing...
Yusuke & Ashi: We're as good as dead.
Kuwabara: Hey! Why'd you guys form a secret meeting all of a sudden...? *thinks a bit* Hey! If it's about that dimesional-disappearing cape-thingy again, it wasn't my fault! How was I supposed to know that the ol' man had it too!
Yusuke: He told EVERYONE IN THE STADIUM that he gave his team the items and that he MASTERED them all, and that he'd use Shishiwakemaru's for YOUR battle!!
Kurama: Thank goodness Kuwabara isn't as sharp as we claim him to be...
Ashi: Well, he may be a dull needle, but he sure can get things to the point sometimes...
Kuwabara: Well, at least -I- was able to exploit the weapon's weakness for you guys!
Yusuke: Well, you kinda OVER DID IT the second time you were caught by it.
Kuwabara: I tripped!
Yusuke: While running straight at it!
Ashi: Well, while Yusuke breaks down every possible barrier Kuwabara can put up to defend his side on that evident situation, I'm gonna go play DBZ: Budokai.
Kurama: You should do some homework too. You only have a week for spring break.
Ashi: Oh yeah... I should prolly do that stuff too...