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Ertai watches soap operas?!

*the scene opens with everyone drinking a Hi-Ci Juicey!*

Ashi: My kaa got the two packages with the best characters on the back of the boxes: Kirby and Link!

Xellos: I dunno...*stares at the back of his in horror* this pink ball of play-doh is kinda freaking me out...o.^'

Amelia: *basically sugar-y-ness to the max* Aw, well I think he's cute...

Ashi: AN-*sneezes*....way...*sounds somewhat nasal* AH! WHY isn't the stupid medecine working?!?!? *goes and grabs the bottle and studies it*

Zelgadis: *cool hand holding his elbow as he extends his finger, knowingly pose* Well, it depends on the patient...do they have a severe case of allergies or a minor??? Since you seem to have a -very- severe case *coughlikewhenyougotasinusinfectionfromthemcough* your allergies could be going haywire anyway since it -is- spring...

Ashi: *cough cough sneeze* Analyze -this-! :: throws the claritin bottle at him ::

Zel: *catches it in an extra cool end pose*

Ashi: *kicks her feet* ooooooooooooooooooOOOOH! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I DON-*goes into a coughing fit from the allergies irratating her throat*

*Lina comes over and slaps her back...hard and she goes flying onto the couch*

Lina: *mockingly*poor Ashieyu... > : P

Ashi: *is bent up on the couch, but gets up and says through clenched teeth:* Why....you.......DIL BRANDO!!!

All:...............*b/c nothing happened except a spark charred a bit of Lina's boot*

Ashi: ....wha...? o.o

Gourry: What happened? Why didn't it work Lina...?

Lina: I dunno, Gourry.................unless...............she's on that time of the month...

Ashi: *blushing* WHAT?! ...but I'm not! So WHY isn't it working?!

Zelgadis: Well, from what I've read, sickness kind of well, neutralizes strength, if you will. And in doing that, the sick don't have the power to cast spells well at all.

Amelia: But Miss Ashi isn't sick...

Zephyre: But allergies can also throw-off concentration since it usually happens in the nasal cavity of a person, so it's basically the same. You feel the same when you have allergies anyway, or it could be a head-cold. That's what it most likely is.

Ashi: But....but....THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Lina: For us muses it is! *'now I can tease her all I want and she can't do anything about it...'*

Ashi: ....oh! Just you wait until I get better! *starts kicking her legs and wailing her arms*

Xellos: ^__^ What a delightful meal!!! *is hit with a mace, square in the kisser by Filia*

Filia: *mumbling*...vile, toilet-sucking scum...

Ertai: *crying* OH!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!!

Ashi: SEE?! SOMEone cares!

Erati: *was crying but stops suddenly* Oh, well, I wasn't talking about that. *continues to cry*

All: -_-*

Atalya: Then what -were- you crying about???

Ertai: Well, I was watching my soaps, and on this one called 'As the Mazoku Hungers,' the mazoku named Jack left his original girlfriend, a mazoku named Grille, for a worthless pile of fishscales ryuzoku named Draaka! It's so sad that a mazoku would do that! *crying into a tissue*

Filia: *twitching* '-worthless- pile of fishscales'????!!!!!

*Xellos recovers form the earlier blow and tosses Fi-chan into a closet*

Ashi: YOU'RE USING ALL MY TISSUES!!!! GIMME! *tries to grab her box of tissues with the nice lotion in them, but Ertai teleports away with them*

Ertai: Okay, you can have one...*rips off a little tiny piece from the corner of one he got out of the box*

Ashi: what? WHAT IS THIS?!

Ertai: it's -a- tissue, a very small one, but -a- tissue! ^__^

*Ashi tries to get the box of tissues from him but a tissue covers the screen and basically stops you from the rest of this*