Ashi: I hope that from the subject line, you're laughing ur arse off right about now-
Ertai: OH! I can't wait! This will be the best rmi EVER!
Xellos: -That's- right, laugh, laugh and laugh some more, b/c THAT'S ALL you'll be doing throughout this whole email!
Zelgadis: <(((_-))> You guys are REALLY overstating this-
Ashi: -and this bunny pic'll look great on the rmi page on the fic site and-
Zelgadis: WHAT am I talking about! This is a fic made by Ashi! <(((_^))>'
Zephyre: It's a sad world indeed...
Amelia: So, Mr. Puju, we present you with the special edition email...*big suspense silence*
*Lina pops in, decked out in a very suggestive black, spaghetti-strapped dress and gold, ball-studded earrings*
Lina: ...for Pretty Lina's Catwalk!!!! *confetti rains down, falling on the oh-so-happy- audience of Zelgadis, the very excited Amelia and Filia and the bluntly straight-faced Ertai and Xellos [and not to forget the sleeping form of Gourry!].* Today, we're going to look at the alleged outfits of Zephyre and Atalya! Miss Ashieyu, the creator of these outfits, would like to know what YOU think, Mr. Puju! Earlier on, in the pre-show, we had an interview with Miss Ashieyu: *screen transition*
Lina: So Miss Ashieyu, do wwe expect a spectacular showcase tonight?
Ashi: There's only two outfits, and only two ppl...^^'
Lina: >_>' I'll take that as a yes...NOW, what kinds of things will we expect tonight?
Ashi: ^^' Um, outfits that will fit the characters...
Lina: ^^# ...why you know-good sarcastic...and for our final question of the interview, will there be any refreshments?
Ashi: ^^' um, what? This is a fashion show, and besides that, *quotes Mme* 'I am not the Bank of America'!
Lina: *turns toward the camera* ...and that's the interview with Miss Ashieyu...who will be Dragon Slave-d soon after the show...^_^#'
*screen changes back to present show*
Lina: To now start the show, we have *reads que card in disbelief* Mr. Gourry Gabriev as new commentator?! *looks over towards camera* Okay, WHO'S writing the que cards?! *sees Zephyre snicker while she's writing another card* >_<# FIREBALL!!!! *Zephyre is now looking up in confusion as she is burnt to a crisp*
Ashi: HEY! THAT'S MY MODEL!!!!! DIL BRANDO!!! *Lina is now crispy* Lina, try it again, and Gourry WILL be new commentator...we can deal with grudges AFTER the show!
Lina: ^~^# ...which reminds me of someone ELSE to Dragon Slave...NOW, for the show! *lights go out as a spotlight is man-ed by the one guy who was the Lina Inverse costume from the Mr. Rossburg episode. The curtains go up, as the spotlight hits Atalya*
Lina: First up, we have Atalya Chastity-Faye Elysia! As she strolls down the catwalk, she's decked out in a Light Robe, and blue stockings *the opaque kind from ze middle ages* that bring out the blue trim in the robe. Also, to add, she has on Feather boots and a blue Wizard Mantle, with matching short cape. And to top it all off, Atalya has a beautiful Golden Hairpin to accent her hair. *Atalya waves to the crowd before she goes back in the curtain*
*in the crowd* Amelia: *waving* You look great Atalya! I'll feel honored to travel with you!
Zelgadis: this sux...*waits for Zephyre to finish up their line, but never hear's it* <(((_T))> This REALLY does SUCK!
Xellos: That really wasn't that bad...I have to admit, Miss Ashieyu DOES have good fashion sense...-
Ertai: I LUVED THE FEATHER BOOTS!!!! I WANT TO HAVE FEATHER BOOTS WITH MY COSTUME TOOO!!!!
All in crowd: -_-' We DON'T know him!
*back on stage*
Lina: Quiet down folks! Next up we have Zephyre Ravenel...the hussy from WAY down town...! *Zephyre has a forced smile as she glides down the catwalk, and as she goes past Lina she whispers to her...'hussy my ass...just wait til this is all over Dragon Spooker!'*
Zephyre: *waves with forced smile as Lina is stress-marking* ...no good Dragon Spooker...
Lina: Zephyre is accompanied by her Black Robe and black stockings, as well as Feather boots too! She also wears a Wizard Mantle that is silver, also with matching cape! To top it all off, she has a Barette that is clasping her hair back! *stress mark as Zephyre goes back into curtain* And now we'll go to the post-show to ask some of our spectators what they thought.
*credits roll by VERY fast like someone made it to...*
Lina: *gold confetti rains down as fancy letters that say 'Pretty Lina's Catwalk: Post-Show' appear on the screen* Hello and welcome to: Pretty Lina's Catwalk: Post-Show! This time on the show, we'll be questioning our spectators on how they thought the show went.
*Xellos and Ertai walk by...Lina grabs Xellos's arm*
Lina: Greetings sir. Would you be interested in answering a few questions for us about the show?
Xellos: Well, I don't know...I promised Beastmaster I'd meet her at Dynast's party for the post show-
Lina: ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR I'LL RAGUNA BLADE YOU!
Xellos: ^~^' So of course I'd like to answer your questions!
Lina: *straightens dress* Now, my first question is how did you like the show?
Xellos: Well, I thought it -was- a bit short, but was well worth wasting my time. And I would have to say the post-show is looking to be much more eventful. ^^
Lina: ^_^' Uh, yeah, so...Which outfit was your favorite piece???
Xellos: I'd have to say it was Zephyre's outfit. The black was just very traditional and chique.
Lina: @_@ So, Ertai, how did you feel about the show?
Lina: Uh-huh, so...that's all we'll be asking from these pompous losers! Chiou! *Xellos and Ertai have already left* Well, let's just find someone a little more sensible to talk to...FILIA! Filia, over here! *Filia comes over* Hey, Filia, how did you like the show?
Filia: Well, I thought that the outfits were very original and-*spots a tea concession stand and is gone from the camera's view* Heh, heh...>_>' *spots Zel trying to find a way out of the place* heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy, Zel!!!
Zel: *Zel curses silently to himself as he turns around* What do you want?
Lina: ^^' That's kinda rude, I only wanted to ask you some questions! Would you like to answer some for me?
Zel: No, I wouldn't.
Lina: >_< Be nice, Stone boy...
Zel: <(((_<))># I'm sorry. No I wouldn't want to answer any of your stupid questions, MISS. *walks off*
Lina: Okay, cut! I've had it with this role!
Camera guy: But, Miss Lina, we haven't finished the show!
Lina: It's not like I'M writing this rmi!
Ashi: That's right, I am!
All: *that are still present and accounted for* -_- *show ends*
Atalya: I was GREAT wasn't I?
Mr. Rossburg: YES! I true actor that carries his heart on his sleeve! T_T It was beautiful!
All: >_>'
Atalya: Ty, Mr. Rossburg, but, why does your analogy HAVE to be with male-pronouns?!
Zephyre: I'm surprised she even KNOWS that word. [meaning 'analogy']
Amelia: That's unjust! Stereotyping someone! Just because she IS ditzy, and doesn't cast spells very well and is very out-spoken and-
Atalya: -we GET your point AMELIA...>_<#
Lina: I think I was given the best outfit of all of us...
Zephyre: ...yeah, and fish grow on trees!
Lina: WHAT was that Zephyre...? *glare*
Zephyre: I said that you're proclaiming an overstatement! *returned glare*
Xellos: yare, yare...
Ertai: I'll say...but I really DID like those feather boots...
