Ashi: oh shove it. *Ertai shoves her and she falls* WHY must you be so literal?
Ertai: ...it's in my contract...?
Xellos: Ohhhhhhhhhh...good one!
Ashi: omG, anyway...I updated on the site for the first time in 75 years, I mean a month, same diff. Anyhow, I explained how we AREN'T going to get ANY fic-related stuff done until school is out for us, and also noted how I wanted to make-over the site. To make it more manageable for us if we decide to put text aligned with pictures or whatever. I think it'd be nicer. And that hp of ours, I'm sorry, but I think we should either toss it, or give it to Ari chan or something.
Zephyre: Yeah, that site is gathering more dust than Alundra and the sequel is. And we all know that's saying something.
Ashi: #>_< *walks out and counts to ten [she's making an atempt to stay a -little- on her good side]*
*Ertai is seen behind a desk, dressed in a very sharp suit, Xellos, the same*
Ertai: Well it seems as though fic work will have to be post-poned until Ashi and Puju's finals are over! It's so sad!
Xellos: More like when school is over, but, yes! It is sad! Insanity is put on hold until the hell, that teenagers call high school is over with for the year.
Gourry: That's too bad. That means me and Lina won't be able to sneak anymore of her vanilla yogurt when she's at school.
Amelia: I wouldn't say that too loud if i were you...
Ertai: HA! But that's nothing! She'll never find out I hid her DDR pad! *straightens his suit*
In other news-*a printer collides w/ his head. Ashi is seen walking in*
Xellos: -Ertai has been smashed in the head w/ a Cannon BJC-3000 color printer!
Ashi: you guys are so STUPID! Why in the HELL do I put up with you ppl anyway?!
Zelgadis: A question I ask myself frequently. WHY do I even have to be here?!
Ashi: B/c if you're not, it violates fic/muse contract and I'll have a good reason to post bunny pics of you on just another website w/ Slayers paraphenelia.
Zelgadis: <(((_-))> ...I hate you.
Lina: anyway...when's dinner Ashi?
Ashi: >_> Where were you? We already had dinner.
Lina: WHAT?! You guys had DINNER without ME?!
Ertai: That pretty much hits the head on the nail! ^__^
Lina: omg! I'm so shocked! I think I'll...
Zephyre: ...cast the dragon slave?
Xellos: ...clean out the fridge?
Gourry: ...huh?
Lina: *faints*
All: O.O
Zephyre: Well that was uncharismatic. Especially for Lina.
Ashi: I've been thinking...since we both don't have any time for anything fic-related...that means you could finish your BOTCC, right?
Zelgadis: ...WAIT, wait...you mean you guys are seriously going to post that?
Zephyre: Do you REALLY need to ask that?
Ashi: of course we are. What would make you think we weren't?
Zelgadis: You may have lost your insanity and came back down to the earth with the rest of us normal people and you wouldn't have posted it due to your 'pre-final stress disorder'?
Zephyre: Last time I checked, you weren't categorized as 'normal' Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: Bite me .
Xellos: Ouch. Look who's getting fiesty! *a fax-machine sails across Zephyre and Zelgadis' faces, as it collides with Xellos'*
Lina: Hey Xellos! Did you get my fax from the other day?! >D
Xellos: *mangled face* It was a bit delayed, but yeah...I got it.
*a door closes*
Aydin: Everytime I seem to come to see Miss Ashi about the sequel, I always seem to see that scene play. Usually it's a Canon BJC-3000 color printer smashing into Ertai's face, but I guess anyone could've seen it coming.
Ashi: Hey Alundra!
Lina: Oh great. It's that new guy which hates us.
Zephyre: At least he's in his right state of mind!
Lina: What's THAT supposed to mean?!
Zephyre: Nothing. Not a thing.........................except that you're a psychotic-food consumer who SHOULD be the size of India because of all the food you've eaten in you're lifetime.
Atalya: ...lifetime? You mean that channel for women?! I watch that all the time! It's so informative!
Amelia: <((-_-))> We REALLY need to get her some new material...
Zelgadis: I hear you there...<(((_-))>
*in bg*
Lina: ...well if I'M supposed to be fat, then YOU'RE supposed to be OLD!
Zephyre: WHY must you always refer back to that? Have you not a brain to conjure up better material?
Lina: No, it's not that.
Zephyre: ...?
Lina: ...it's just it always allows me to gain the advantage in our arguement(s) and you know it! Why else would you ask about it like that?!
Zephyre: >_<# ...BECAUSE IT GETS OLD!
Lina: ...Just like you! >D
Ashi: Well as they continue to wreck havoc on my poor, defenseless sleep-headache coming on, I must continue on trying to get some sleep with these loones still here...
Aydin: -But I just came over to talk to you about the fic because you had some free time!
Ashi: *laying down* ...oh yeah, well, just go to sleep and we'll talk in the morning.
Aydin: Screw this. *walks towards door* I'm not staying here with these inmates...*door closes*
