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The Muse Contract

Ashi: Well, being here...I worked on the site. I did the 'image descriptions' (if that's what you want to call them...) of the Utena page, you can go and add, delete, or change the stuff on there, but you STILL need to do the MKRay one. Then we'll be ready to do the site for the fic.

Slayers Crew: YAY!

Zephyre: OH! Give me a break...

Ertai: *hands her a kit-kat bar* Wanna a Kit-Kat bar? ^__^

Zephyre: ACK! *falls over*

Ertai: WHAT?!

Xellos: Come to mention it...what IS that pic all about ANYWAY?

Ashi: Umi's trying to kill Makona...the 'cute' thing.

Xellos: Well, I for one hope she gets the creepy thing.

Ashi: Agreed, but Makona usually dodges it somehow...

Lina: ANYway...shouldn't we talking about the fic?

Gourry: WHY?! So you can make secret agreements with Ashi and get ME hurt?!

Lina: How'd he find that out...?

*Xellos and Ertai are whistling in an odd way*

*Filia comes in, drenched in water*

Filia: NAMAGOMI!!!!!

Xellos: I should be going...^__^

Ertai: What did you do?

Xellos: Got a hold of her mace and she started chasing me...of a cliff. ^__^

Ertai: You're not going to leave me alone with her...are you...?

Zephyre: He can't...unless he wants to break the muse contract. >P

Xellos: What...contract?

Ashi: Oh, it's not really a contract...but that you can't leave my sight until I tell you to when I'm working on ANYTHING fic related.

Ertai: That HAS to be a sign of trouble...o_o*

Filia: Hee hee hee...

Zelgadis: Well, the future is FINALLY looking brighter...<(((_^))>

Ertai: I don't know, they ran her down like a target in practice...

Amelia: owie...

Zephyre: Oh whatEVER! *Ertai appears right beside her, and gives a Xellos smile*

Ertai: ^__^HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ZEPHyrrre!

Zephyre: What the HELL do you WANT?! >.<

Ertai: ^__^!

Zephyre: o_o...FILIA! COME OVER HERE...PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -oh yeah, and bring your mace...

Filia: WHAT are you doing to her...NAMAGOMIES!!!!?

Xellos: *twitches* Nice to see you too, Filia...

Ertai: *twitches* How'd she get here....

Ashi: I'm so not incontrol of this email anymore...*gets tied up by the tricksters and put a gag into mouth*

Xellos: Ah, Filia...how ARE you doing these days...?

Filia: DON'T start! Give me Ashi!

Ashi: HMMM?! *Xellos grabs Ashi and starts flying around...with Ertai holdong back Filia. the rest of the Slayers Crew try to stop Xellos*

Xellos: ^__^ Haven't you heard? She's picked me for her muse!

Ashi: mahfdjhurfhufhfhduhfdjfndfndjhfdfnmph!!

Slayers Crew: HUH!?!?!?!

Ertai: Filia, you're looking better than EVER! How DO YOU swing that mace around like that?

Filia: Don't bother me you filthy, worthless pile of raw garbage!

Ertai: >_<# that's going a bit far...*picks filia up and goes REALLY high* *she has let go of her mace and is clinging to Ertai for dear life*

Ashi: mskjffhdhfjfhshfmph!

Xellos: ^__^ What's that Ashi san?

Ashi: mashfdjfhdjfhdjhfdfmph!

Xellos: Oh, silly me, you can't talk very well with that gag, can you?

Ashi: *shakes head, 'no'*

Xellos: *removes gag* There. That better?

Ashi: PUT ME DOWN YOU CRAZY MUSE!!!! >o<

Filia: Put me DOWN! OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TO BRING THE WRATH OF A GOLDEN DRAGON ON YOU!!!

Ertai: Oh Filia, you're such a kidder...but if you want down...*drops her, but Filia grabs his robe-thingy and hits the floor with her*

Zephyre: That looked like it hurt...

Xellos: *has removed gag, but is still holding on to Ashi* So, tell them! ^___________^

Ashi: I HAVE picked Xellos to be my muse........but with his actions today, I wonder why I did...

*All but Xel, Ertai and Filia* YOU'RE JOKING?!?!?!?!?!

Ashi: Nope.

Zel: But I thought I was your favorite character?!

Ashi:You are....but i wanted somebody a little more exciting for the job.

Xellos: ^__^ SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I told you....

Zel: YOU!!! *dives for Xellos, but misses and hits the ground, HARD*

Amelia: OH, Mister Zelgadis! Are you okay?!

Zel: @_@ I'll get....you...you.....purple...fruitcake...

Amelia: Poor Mister Zelgadis...

Lina: HOW DID I NOT GET THAT JOB??!!!!

Xellos: Oh, come on now, Miss Lina. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything-

Lina: I CAN MAKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!

Xellos: *laughs nervously*...O_O*

Zephyre: You ppl are NUTZ!

Ertai: *has regained his composure and is by Xellos, who is STILL holding Ashi, and Filia is still suffering from the blow* We know...

Zephyre: grr-OAN!

Atalya: *crying* I don't want to do this! I'm scared and hungry and sleepy and and upset and mad and sad and cold and hot and thirsty and I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Zephyre: I can't take this anymore...we're going Atalya *drags Atalya away while she's crying*

Ashi: Well, uh, while I get this under control...PLZ PICK A MUSE! THEY KEEP BUGGING ME!

Xellos: I REALLY don't think you have this under control, Ashi san. ^__^

Ashi: YOU need to untie me so you can help me. You're supposed to be helpful...you're supposed to be inspiring...you're supposed to be my MUSE!

Xellos: ^__^ Of course I'll help! I like being a muse! I like to make you go crazy...

Ertai: Can I be a muse too? I want to help him make this a fun story and stuff, and make you go crazy and tease you too...

Ashi: ...ZELGADIS!!!!!!!!.....T_T......help.....