*~*Mazoku Closéd Eye News*~* Puju's Authoring Career to Stop?
*You see Xellos and Ertai in sharp business suits and they are sitting at an odd-shaped table. The lights flash on and a theme song sounds, then ends.*
Xellos: Good evening everyone, and this is Xellos Metallium for Mazoku Closéd Eye News.
Ertai: And I'm Ertai...Yeah, I'm just Ertai. In the News today, Zelgadis Greywords is suing Starbucks because he almost choked on a coffee bean he later found in his double-latte-more-caffiene-please. We now go to Atalya Chastity-Faye Elysia for the norm.
Atalya: Thanks Ertai. I'm here at Starbucks Coffee House with the Manager, Igiv-Moore Koughphi. Mr. Koughphi, would you please tell us the nature of your famous 'double-latte-more-caffiene-please'?
Mr. Koughphi: *talks in Russian accent* Well, it IS a double latte, so it's going to have a lot of coffee grounds made into it, but if you up it to a 'more-caffiene-please', you're bound to swallow a coffee bean or two. I've never heard any complaints from my customers until now.
Atalya: Thank you Mr. Koughphi. Now, Mr. Greywords, after hearing this, what do you think?
Zelgadis: Anything 'coffee-related' is supposed to be drinkable. I hardly believe that coffee BEANS are drinkable. I may let down my demands, but I'm still suing the place.
Atalya: Thanks Mr. Greywords. Would you mind telling us your demands for the lawsuit as of now?
Zelgadis: Well, I'm suing them for $10,000 for traumatic damage to my esophogus, and I plan on taking a 10% share of their regular latte mix every month.
Atalya: And there you have it. I'm Atalya Faye-Chastity, reporting for Mazoku Closéd Eye News.
Xellos: Thank you Atalya. And now we turn to Zephyre Ravenel for the weather.
Zephyre: *fakely* Thank you EVER so much. Anyway, today's forecast calls for cloudy skies and a gloomy overcast.*on the board you see a very gloomy Zelgadis head covering the sun* The high will come to be at 71 degrees and we should see some showers in the early morning. *you now see a chibi Lina casting an aqua create* Tomorrow's forecast will be mostly cloudy and a chance of thunderstorms. *you see a regular Lina casting a demona crystal* As for the rest of the week, it should be mostly sunny until Saturday. *You see a lot of Smiley-faced Amelia's pop on the screen* Back to you, Ertai.
Ertai: On our Top Story, we have Perushi Suberu, also known as Puju to hault his authoring career. We have Filia Ul Copt covering the field report, live.
Filia: Thanks Ertai. *^_^#* I hope you burn in the depths of dragon target practice. Anyway, I'm here with the author, *full name is censored b/c Puju wanted it to be*, at Evil Spork! Productions! Inc. *Filia is in his cubicle* Mr. Puju-
Puju: Whaddaya want? Can't you see I'm busy trying to get part 8 typed?
Filia: -yes, um, well, Mr. Puju, why do wish to not continue your authoring of the current Slayers fic with Miss Chifunu?
Puju: Well, it's just turning out to be a hassle for me. I mean, I know people like our fic a lot [at least we think they do], but me and Ashi have priorities. Like school, for instance. We're moving into our junior year of high school at a college prep school. We're taking TWO AP classes and the summer assignments are pretty loading. Top that off with a job and trying to get a liscence and getting ready for next year's swim season, authoring a fic is a lot of work. Ashi, I know loves to do this, and she's pretty stubborn, so she'll definitely find a way to do it. How? I don't know. She's known for doing some pretty crazy stuff. She's giving up volleyball this year coming to add to her work schedule. If there's any time for anything fic-related, it'll be a god-sent.
Filia: So, are you giving up the site as well?
Puju: No, no. I'll still do the rmis, because those are really easy to do, time-wise, and too much fun to stop doing. As for the fic, and the site, I'll aid Ashi in ideas for the fic and jokes and dialogue and what not, but the site. I gave that up a while ago. Since Ashi re-did the site and got rid of the 20m easy-type things, I can't update. I figure, since she knows what she's doing, just let her do it. She's done a great job on the remodeling and I believe she'll continue to learn more html and make the site even better.
Filia: Do you have any other comments to let our viewers know about?
Puju: Yeah. I'd just like to say, Ashi's crazy if she thinks she'll have time for the sequel. If she does, it'll truely be a god-sent if she gets the sequel off the ground. It's a great sequel, we think. One of our literary geniuses. We believe the plot and just about everything about our sequel will top the first fic.
Filia: Thanks Mr. Puju. This is Filia Ul Copt, who shouldn't be reporting for Mazoku Closéd Eye News. Now back to you pieces of gutter garbage called anchors...*^^#*
Xellos: *twitching* ...In any case, this field report was also a double. Our other field reporter, Amelia Wil Tesula Seyruun covered the interview with Miss Ashi.
Amelia: Thanks Mister Xellos. I'm here with Miss Ashieyu Chifunu at the producer's office at Evil Spork! Prouctions! Inc. Miss Ashi, how do you feel about your partner leaving the authoring business with you?
Ashi: Well, I have to say that I am disappointed. Puju was great author. I loved his work and he was improving with each part. I'm very saddened that he won't be finishing the first fic with me. It'll be strange doing the sequel alone. But, I'm glad he offered to still help with ideas and jokes and what-not.
Amelia: You mentioned that he won't be finishing the first fic...?
Ashi: After he finishes part 9, he'll be stopping. I will continue the fic and hopefully get the sequel off the ground.
Amelia: Thank you, Miss Ashi. Are there any works in the future we can expect from you?
Ashi: Well, I am currently working on my Digimon fic called 'False Conclusions,' my Ronin Warriors fic that is currently untitled, and a recently started a Yuu Yuu Hakusho fic that is also currently untitled. If school ever lets up, all of these should be worked on. I still need to make my own homepage and upload all of my stories onto. ^^'
Amelia: I'm Amelia Wil Tesula Seyrrun reporting for Mazoku Closéd Eye News. Back to you.
Ertai: Thank you Amelia, and now, we have our 'Tips to being a better Mazoku' from Lina Inverse!
Lina: Well, as you can see, I've defeated many mazokus in my many adventures so far. In my conclusion, many of you need better training. So, to help out those pin-headed mazoku who STILL don't have a clue as to not what to do, I have compiled a list of don'ts for this weeks session.
Don't:
-EVER underestimate an opponent unless they ramble about justice.
-comment on a female-sorceress' physical appearance (esp if they are a higher level sorceress)
-keep secrets. It can seriously agitate higher level sorcerors
-not have a clue. Odds are, if you don't have a clue, you'll most likely be on the bottom of someone's boot. and lastly...
-try to act all tough when you're not. It's the easiest way to get killed by a sorceror.
Well, that's it for this week. Make sure to tune in next week for the next session! And to see cute little me, Lina Inverse: the beautiful sorcery genius!
Ertai: Thank you, Miss Congeniality. >_>'
*in bg* FIREBALL!*Ertai is crispy...and snap, crackle and poppin'!*
Lina: That's also something you shouldn't do!
Ertai: What? Being smart?
Lina: No. Being a smart-ASS! *elbows him in the stomache*
Xellos: Well, that concludes our evening edition of Mazoku Closéd Eye News. Be sure to tune in tomorrow night at 1 am in the morning for the next edition. ^__^ Goodnight everyone!
