*~*Mazoku Closéd Eye News*~* The State Decides: WORD vs. Notepad
Puju: And we're here at the *booming, echoing voice* CASE! OF! the week. *regular voice now ^^'* Today, 2 computer applications are being contrasted to see which one is better....*whispers to sound-person Filia* ...sounds like a waste of time to me.....
Filia: *whispers* Pretend to like it!
Puju: *groaning* We will now go to the courtroom via satellite to hear some words from our........field anchors.........Ertai and Xelloss.........
Ertai: OOOOOOOOOOOOOMG! Word sucks! It corrupted the smileys! And the fic!
Xellos: Objection! Corruption is good.....
Ertai: Yeah, but.........that was my work record....! WHAT ABOUT RESUMES, MAN?!?!
Xelloss: What about them? We're mazoku; there IS no order to what we do!
Ertai: OH YEAH?! WELL....actually, that -is- true.....
Puju: And what about Magic?
Ertai: Oh.....I hate that picture.....and they made me EVIL! DAMN you Garfield, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!
*The Judge is Amelia in one of them big judge wigs........except hers is multicolored.....and she is with her policeman guy who stands there, Gourry ^^'*
Judge: ORDER!! *sigh* And you're just the press, too! Now listen; this case is about the conflict between Microsoft Word and Notepad. What's the deal, guys? Why should I care?
Lina: ....... ?_?
Zephyre: ....... (-_-).oO *zZzZz*
Zel: *whispering* That means make your case, guys....
Lina and Zephyre: OH! ^_____________^
Zephyre: Well, I'm defending Notepad. Miss Ashi uses it frequently to type up RMIs and the fic and everything. There is no chance of corruption, UNLIKE the high rate of this, as seen in Word. *sits down*
Lina: I'm defending Microsoft Word. The higher rate of corruption is because of the multiple applications within Word. It is very advanced, unlike the simplistic Notepad, having Spelling and even Grammar checks. *sits down*
Judge: 'Kay then. Anything else?
Zephyre: Well, I think that simple is best. A crazy man once taught me that. *glares at Xelloss*
Lina: Well, I must say that spelling is quite important, as is perception, in terms of how people read things. With a public document, such as a fanfiction, this is very important. It has to be written so that more than just a handful of people can understand. Word provides a failsafe, so that your word choice doesn't always have to be the best one.
Zephyre: Is that your case? Oh, please, I can destroy any chance of that point being made.
Lina: *growling* WHAT did you SAY!? ~_<
Zephyre: You heard me, 'Sorcery Misfit'!
Lina: Bring it on, Cane-bearer!
Zephyre: Oh, it's already been BROUGHT!
Lina: Really? How'd it get over here without your WALKER?!
Zephyre: I guess you used your all-powerful spell of telekinesis!
Lina: >_< THAT'S A WEAKLING SPELL!!!
Zephyre: WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE USING IT!!!
Judge: OKAY, you guys! This is -supposed- to be a court of law!
Puju: *whispering to sound-person Filia* Didn't anyone tell her this was a mock trial?
Filia: *whispering* Obviously not. Is that something she needs to know?
Puju: *whispering* Not if makes this any funnier....
Judge: and YOU! WHAT are you WHISPERING ABOUT?!?
Puju: The ratings........awful slow lately......
Filia: heh heh........yeah..........slow........
Amelia: ~_< Ah pity the foo' who makes a mockery of Seyruun, SUCKA!!!
Lina: There's nowhere to go! 'Soccer Mom' is all bark and no bite!
Zephyre: Ohhhhh, THAT does it, you gluttonous, 5th rate spellcasting HOG!
Lina: >_<#############################!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, you wanna play hardball?!
Zephyre: *mock surprise* I thought you already WERE, Apprentice! You couldn't cast lighting!
Lina: >_<###############################!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL show you what I can cast, youthless wonder! *~* Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond the blood that flows.....you know the rest; DRAGON SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!*~*
Ertai: Counterspell! *Dragon Slave fizzles*
Lina: I hate you...
Ertai: [_______________________________]
Xelloss: *looks at Ertai's smiley* OH, THE CORRUPTION! IT'S SO GREAT! ^____________________________^
Judge: UGHHHHHHHHHHH! WhatEVER!!! My decision is this: Word and Notepad BOTH suck!! USE YOUR EMAIL'S COMPOSE WINDOW!!!!!!! *slams door to her office*
*~* End of the Show comments from Judge and her Policeman guy who stands there *~*
Judge: Those people were crazy!
Gourry: Yeah, especially Lina...
Judge: NO respect for my authority OR a court of Law!
Gourry: Yeah, especially Lina...
Judge: You'd think they'd never seen a trial before!
Gourry: Yeah, especiall-
Judge: Is that all you're going to say?!?!
Gourry: Well, I was going to say especially since there's a court TV channel....
Judge: *falls over* I give up on Justice...no one understands......
