Ashi: DAMN YOU!!! ruinin' my fun...T_T I was so happy about no school!!!!
Aydin: not only does Miss Ashi have work this summer, she has two jobs. I can run down the schedule of her busy summer right now if you all would like-
Ashi: THAT'S not necessary...! No need to drag other ppl into my business...
Aydin: Even though it conflicts with our schedules too...? *snicker*
Lina: Well I think *slurp chomp munch and crunch* that we have a right to then *still consuming food*
Zephyre: And this from one of the many garbage disposals in this -house-?
Aydin: It seems Miss Ashi's alleged fic/site related work will perhaps...be put on hold again!
Zelgadis: But won't that make the hiatus go until some time next year?
Aydin: With my calculations and research...yes.
Ashi: So I'm still busy like I was during junior year! I'll work hard to get -this- work done!
All: *ridiculed silence*
Ashi: >_<# I -mean- it! I'm currently working on my fics (three currently, the four to five others are on hold), and working on editorial madness!
Zephyre: By reading -other- people's fics on the net?
Ashi: GIVE ME A BREAK! I've had a hard year!
Amelia: But don't you go back to work very soon Miss Ashi...?
Ashi: And what if I do? I swear...give someone a week to themselves and they'll never let you live it down...
Lina: Not only these job things have interference in my stardom of other's creative minds-*lots of snickering heard*-but her brother is staying for the summer, she has SUMMER ASSIGNMENTS and she has to get her license, and figure out some colleges and prepare for the ACT test and-
Ashi: I think they get it. I know it sounds like a lot, but be hopeful! We have Puju too!
All: *snicker snicker snickeriiiiiiinnnnggg...*
Ashi: You guys are hopeless!
*out of nowhere and next to Zephyre*Ertai: only about -you-! ^___^
Zephyre: GAH!
Ertai: You know, all this distrust and uneasiness is so...
*Also, out of nowhere*Xellos: ...delectable?
Ertai: Quite so.
*Filia bursts into the room, chest heaving in great magnitude and poising her mace as she enters*
Filia: -YOU TWO- are -so- dead!
*both mazoku are twitching*
Ertai: eh? How'd she find us so soon?
Xellos: I thought putting that anti-ryuzoku spell on her pottery would have her wound up for longer than that...
Everyone else: ... ... ... ... ..? oo'
Zelgadis: Wonder what they did this time...
Zephyre: The same thing they do everyday...'visit' Filia in her pottery/mace shop.
Aydin: You mean that's all they have to do to make her like -this-?
Lina: Oh yeah...you haven't around long enough for their antics have you? *pointedly glares at Ashi*
Amelia: C'mon Miss Lina. Miss Ashi is almost done with part one of Slayers: Belial.
Aydin: But I'm not even in the first part!
Ashi: You're in the SECOND! *realizes she gave away valuable fic information in her anger of their hopelessness in her*
*in reporter suiting*
Xellos: Oh my! Miss Ashi giving valuable fic information away in such non-formal conferences! *scribbles on a notepad and adjusting HUGE bottle pop glasses*
Ertai: Yes yes...*also scribbling away with an identical pair of goofy-assed glasses on his face* This will make breaking coverage on the next MC-EN episode!
*Ashi promptly throws a scanner at them...and misses*
Ashi: Ya know what? If you crazy muses weren't such valuable assets to our fandom of the site, I'd toss you all!
All: *feigned 'shock and amazement'!* YOU WOULDN'T!
Ashi: *stubbornly* I said what I meant!
Xellos: I still think she loves us...
Zelgadis: You can be such a paradox sometimes, Xellos.
Amelia: Yeah, I can't figure Mr. Xellos out!
Ertai: Hell! Even -I- can't figure him out!
Lina: But I can! \\//!
Zephyre: That's only because you're as crazed and masochistic as him.
Lina: Wanna run that by me again, -hag-...?
Xellos: Anyone could have seen this coming; another Lina/Zephyre fight.
Ertai: You'd think Miss Ashi would at least try and be professional for her first RMI back...
Aydin: *matter-of-factly* Then how would you explain the scanner that almost collided with your heads...?
Ertai: Good point.
Xellos: Very.
*The three then look over to the battle that ensued*
Zephyre: Eat this, slug-licker!
Lina: *shudders at the image of her licking a slug* Well, I hope you've prepared your self Zephyre, because I've had too much pent up anger being pent up on Ashi's time off...
Zephyre: *feigned terror* Oh no! Not the 'BS' spell! (A/N: yes this is our own spoof off of the DS [or Dragon Slave]...)
