Puju: Well, it's RMI time, for the first time, in a long time!
Ertai: Time is bad.
Xelloss: Especially when it's spent doing nothing! *glares at Puju*
Puju: It's not "nothing"! It's recuperation from the massive amounts of work they give me at
that school!
Amelia: You still could have done -something-, Mr. Puju...
Puju: That was the 6th. It's the 10th.
Lina: *eating a bannana split with Puju's fruit and ice cream...Hey!!*
You know...I heard that The Slayers: Revelation is going to the RMI section of
Evil Spork! Productions.
Puju: *groaning* You aren't supposed to know that yet...
Lina: Yeah, well, I wasn't doing anything, so I figured I'd listen in on your phone
conversation with Ashi.
Xelloss: There!! See?! Do you see the evils of idleness!?
Puju: ...(-_-)# Shut up. Anyway, We did the first editorials of the summer today,
so it's not as if we were doing absolutely nothing...
Ertai: But is that really anything? You woke up at a quarter 'til 12 and worked on an
Editorial for half an hour.
Puju: (>_<) You know what? I really don't see any of -you- doing anything -either-!!!
Amelia: But Mr. Puju...we have no responsibilities...
Puju: ...Yeah, well, whose fault is that?!!?
Slayers Crew: Yours.
Puju: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I hate you ALL!!!
Zelgadis: Calm down. It's not as if you really need us for anything at all.
Puju: What do you mean? I mean, it's true, of course...
Lina: <_<# HEY!
Zelgadis: We're not really here. We're just an outlet for your creativity when it comes to
stupid things, like swim lessons, or work, or Bannana Splits.
Puju: Hey! Those aren't stupid!
Zelgadis: Like I was saying, you could use anyone for that. Like Aydin. When was the last
time he was in an RMI?
Puju: The one Ashi wrote yesterday.
Zelgadis: <(((_-))># Okay...Well, how about Celine or Hector?
Puju: They're too sweet for this.
Zephyre: Exactly. They're serious characters.
Lina: *sighs* You haven't met them yet, have you?
Zel&Zeph: ^_^'
Puju: This isn't about them anyway. Look, we're just going for laughs, and you guys do it
best.
Gourry: At least we're the best at something...
Puju: See, that's the way to look at it. You guys should all be more like Gourry.
Slayers Crew, sans Gourry: ...
Puju: Okay, you win. Never mind.
Amelia: So when will we get to meet Celine and Hector and everyone else from that story?
Puju:...When everyone else does: As I write the story.
Zephyre: Hmm...you should do that then.
Puju: Listen, I know what I should and shouldn't do. And I plan on doing just that. One
part a week. This -is- summer, after all.
Lina: If you say so, but don't write checks your ass can't cash.
Puju: ...I know what I'm doing... ^_^' Maybe two weeks per part...
Zelgadis: So anyway, can you at least tell us about Celine and Hector and that other guy?
Puju: ...No...Why would I do that? There are several computers here: Just go read part 0.
Zelgadis: But...I want more!
Zephyre: Me too. I want to truly know that Celine is 100% unlike Lina.
Lina: And WHY is THAT, exactly?
Zephyre: *snickering* Because I want Puju to develop as a writer and not type-cast his main
characters, of course.
Lina: ~_< Uh-huh...
Zephyre: *sneering* Of course, there -IS- always the added benefit that...
Puju: NO! This is my first RMI after that drought and I REFUSE to turn it into a riff
session!
