*~*Special Edition*~*RMI: Puju's Near House Arrest!*~*
Ashi: Just a quick note, this was done quite a while ago...and I recently found it! So it's just like getting the toy in the bottom of the cereal box!
Ertai: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *Ashi is clung to his leg, looking very happae* GET HER OOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HER OOOOOOOFF!!!
Amelia: You should be happy Miss Ashi is so happy, Mister Ertai. <((^_^))>
Lina: What IS her damage anyway??? >_>
Atalya: Today was her last day of school!
Zelgadis: ...and my summer will commence its sucking... <(((_-))> *[Ashi: OoO], then, before he knew it, she was clung to his leg---> He looks down at her, then up again and puts his hands on his waist like 'She isn't seriously doing this...'*
*Zelgadis extended the one leg that Ashi was clung to, and tried to shake her off. She seemed to not even move. He grimaced.*
Zephyre: Isn't there SOME way to get her to calm down???
Xellos: *very serious* I'm afraid there is not...
Ertai: *very solem* ...so there is only one thing we can do.
Gourry: What's that?
Xellos and Ertai: GO TO PUJU'S HOUSE!!!! ^_________________________^
All: *facefault*
~*at Puju's front door*~
*Ashi rings the doorbell...and they wait*
*Puju opens the door, stares, gives them a look of ridicule, and then shuts it*
All: *sweatdrop*
Zephyre: Now what're we gonna do? He obviously thinks we're lunatics for trying to come to his house.
Zelgadis: That's true. He probably wants a break from you guys.
Atalya: Does that mean...that means...that...Mr. Puju is done with us???? *brimming tears*
Lina: OF COURSE NOT! Besides, he can't be done with me THAT soon! I'm got too much talent for him to disregard me like that!
Zephyre: *mumbling* I wouldn't call what you have talent...
Lina: *stressmark* Care to repeat that, Zephyre???
Zephyre: *stressmark* I said that you have NO talent, you domineering, egotistical, 5th rate, slave-driving MISCREANT!
*Gourry and Zelgadis are holding them back from casting any spells*
Lina: *fidgeting in Gourry's grip* How DARE you call me 5th rate! I KNOW you have better things to do than hanging around here! WHY DON'T YOU GO CASH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK?!
Zephyre: Why you- FLAT-CHESTED BIMBO!
Lina: GO CLEAN YOUR DENTURES!
Zephyre: FLAGPOLE WITH HAIR!
Lina: THE BINGO COMMITEE'S CALLING YOU!
Zephyre: *growling*
Lina: *also growling*
Filia: *many stressmarks* SHUT UP! Now, if we all just *flames tear at eyes* CALM DOWN *pointedly glares at Zephyre and Lina. They inturn pout*, we could actually visit dear Mr. Puju. *waits a moment to amke sure everyone is listening to her* Now that we're all at an agreement *grunts can be heard...Filia starts to twitch*, I suggest we make a plan for getting into Mr. Puju's house. Does anyone have any ideas???
*Xellos and Ertai are sitting at little school desks that are WAY too small for them*
Xellos: OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!
Ertai: NO! ME! His idea sux h4x0r5!!!!
Filia: *twitching* I'm sorry, class, but I am sick, cough. So, ah-choo. You will have a substitute today! *puts Zelgadis in her place and she flees*
Zelgadis: *grimacing* I hate this. *notices that Xellos has fallen over in his desk, and is woozy from hitting his head* Oooooo-kay, since you, Ertai, are the only one in class that still has there hand up, what is your idea? *sweatdrop*
Ertai: *maliciously* WE-elll........
~*in Puju's garage*~
*everyone is dressed in S.W.A.T. team-esque uniforms and have uzis in their hands*
Ertai: ^^ I've always wanted to do this!
Xellos: Okay. Are we ready to move out???
Amelia: Roger, Mr. Xellos!
Lina: What are we doing again?
Gourry: I dunno. But these guns look REALLY cool!
Lina: What? Stupid jelly-filled...
Ashi: Does everyone know where they're going?
All: No.
Ashi: *sweatdrop* Well then, Amelia, Atalya: you two are going around front and make sure that if the drop off isn't successful, that Puju'll run down the street to Ann man's house to get back up. Zephyre, Zelgadis, you two are going to be on the roof to let down the package. Lina, Gourry, you two are going to keep that dog quiet on my signal. And Xellos and Ertai, you guys are going to keep alert for any residents of the house that return home, and to make sure they stay away from the house. I will stay and give out the orders. Ready? LET'S ROOOOOOOOLLLLLLL OUT!
*everyone goes to their positions and gets their walkie talkies handie*
Ashi: *into walkie talkie* Can everyone hear me, over?
*from the rooftop facing the backyard*
Zephyre: Roger. This is Raven, here with Rock-boy; we hear you loud and clear, over.
*from the porch stoop in the front*
Amelia: Roger. This is J. Hammer, here with G. F. Justice [*Girls For Justice]; we copy, over.
*from the dog house in the backyard, with Misty, the dog still barking*
Lina: Roger. This is D.S. Sweetheart [*Dragon Slavin' Sweatheart], accompanied by Hikari no Ken, we read ya, over.
*from inside the trashcan*
Xellos: Roger, this is *cringe* namagomi, over.
*from the gutter*
Ertai: Roger. This is Gutter Garbage, who has more dignity than namagomi, over.
*from the garage*
Ashi: Alright, when I give you the signal, Raven, I want you and Rock-boy to let down the package, over.
*from the rooftop*
Raven: We copy that, over.
*from garage*
Ashi: D.S. Sweetheart, stifle the dog!
*Ashi is giving crazy hand signals*
Rock-boy: WHAT is she doing???
Raven: *sweatdrop* I think that's the signal...*ties a rope to a pack of Magic: The Gathering (TM to whoever made the cards and junk...) cards and then lowers them to the back porch. The rope comes off and they sit there*
*Ashi then steps cautiously up to the door and knocks on it hard and then flees back to the garage*
Ashi: *into the walkie talkie so everyone knows what's going on* Okay, the target is looking through the window to see if anyone is there. He's opening the door, and...he's spotted the package! I repeat, he's picked up the package! He's really excited to have his hands on it! He's tearing the wrapper open carefully...He's been gased! SUCCESS! Everyone drop their positions and report to the back porch!
*from the gutter*
Gutter Garbage: CODE RED! I REPEAT. WE HAVE A CODE RED! MOM IS ENTERING THE DRIVEWAY!
*from the garage*
Ashi: EVERYONE, SCATTER AND HIDE! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU!
