Special Edition RMIs: Puju's Near House Arrest-The Continuation!
*it's around 9:00 pm*
Ertai: *finally getting out of Puju's gutter in the front yard* :: pops out his head :: GAH! I feel like I'm in one of those Tom and Jerry cartoons... :: proceeds to free his leg and fully stands on the roof :: I wonder how long we're supposed to just sit here and stake-out like a bunch of stalkers??? :: pulls out walkie talkie :: Hello??? Anybody listening???
*from the garage*
Ashi: Oh, hey, Gutter garbage! I figured you guys were asleep! I didn't want to wake you!
*from rooftop*
Ertai: WHAT?! Well, you thought wrong! I've been cramped in a gutter for nearly 6 hours! ...and stop calling me that! It was fun while it lasted, but just, stop.
*from garage*
Ashi: spoiled sport... Anyway, I guess you could get Xellos and Amelia and Atalya while you're in the front. I'll get Lina, Zel, Gourry, and Zeph. Meet back here in the garage for new planning... I've got an idea...
*from rooftop*
Ertai: >_>' *staring at walkie talkie...trying to stare at Ashi* Yeah... roger, over and out.
:: walks to the end of the driveway, where the trash can is supposed to be :: ...??? Where'd it go??? *remembers something* OH! THAT'S what they moved to the back! Oh well, serves Xellos right for trying to get Filia back her to try and annoy her... HEY! AMELIA! ATALYA! :: starts walking towards the bushes ::
*from inside the house*
Puju's mom: What was that??? I thought I heard someone scream someone's name...
Puju's sis[younger sibs, puju has no older ones---> Puju: ^__^] #1: It's probably just the locals having a party, mom.
Puju's mom: ....??? *sigh*
*from the bushes*
Ertai: Hey! Amelia! Atal-*Atalya grabs his mouth*
Amelia: Mr. Ertai, you need to whisper! They're still up in the house!
Ertai: screw them! I'm about up to here, with trying to get into my author's house! I'm his MUSE for crying out loud! Or I used to be...I can't remember-but that's not the point! He likes me the most, so I should be able to get in! He has NO respect for me anymore! When we get in, I swear, he's gonna get it and another thing! Why do I always seem like I'm crazy in the majority of these RMIs, like Xellos, or something??? It's not I really am, I just get sudden urges of Xellos-y ness, if that's what you want to call them! And yet ANOTHER thing! How come-
Atalya: I think Mr. Ertai has gone off the edge...
Amelia: ...he needs some help, but even though we really DO need to get the help now...I think Miss Ashi would rather us finish this project right now...
Atalya: *hasn't heard a word of what Amelia said* Don't worry Mr. Ertai! I can solve your problems! It's this little channel called Lifetime...it works wonders for the soul!
Ertai: ._.'
Amelia: *slaps her forehead* I don't know if I can get them to the garage... :: presses walkie talkie button :: Miss Ashi, I'm having some problems.
*from the garage, Zeph, Zel, Lina and Gourry are there also*
Ashi: ...??? ._. *blink blink* what kind of problems???
*from the bushes*
Amelia: Well, Mr. Ertai was complaining about how he always is portrayed as Xellos in the RMIs, and how really doens't act that way, and now Miss Atalya is trying to solve his problems with Lifetime and-
*from the garage*
Ashi: Okay, I'll send someone. Just, don't panic. When muses get like that, they blow at any moment.
Lina: *irratably* NOW what's the problem???
Ashi: Well, it's nothing out of the ordinary... Zephyre, could you go to the bushes in the front and break up whatever is going on out there??? Just, do whatever you can to get them here.
Zephyre: *mumbling as she is walking out* am I ALWAYS the diplomatic negotiator???*walks out towards the front*
Zelgadis: ...so, Ashi. I'm assuming that the original plan on breaking in has been revised???
Ashi: Try, 'discombobulated'.
Zelgadis: Ahhh...
Lina: So how are we getting in to bother Puju?
Ashi: There's only one thing he'll give in to now...
*out front...*
*Atalya is singing 'Low' by Kelly Clarkson...WITH Ertai ---> Amelia looks dazed*
*Zephyre enters*
Zephyre: What the hell is all this? *realizes the song they're singing* WHAT in THE seven hells... OMG! NO! THIS is frickin' ridiculous... *puts a sleep spell on all three of them and Levitates them to the back*
Zephyre: Okay, I'm back. WITH Excess Baggage.
Zelgadis: That wasn't a very good movie pun.
Zephyre: It wasn't meant to be.
Zelgadis: SO... NOW what's the plan?
Ashi: You have to wait and play it out with me.
Lina: *unenthusiastically* Great.
Zephyre: WHY do I get the feeling something retarded is going to happen?
*at Puju's back door*
Ashi: *knocks* Oh PUJU! Let us IN!
Puju: No chance in Hell.
Ashi: I have Dairy Queen Banana Splits...!*holds out a 50oz paper bag*
Zephyre: THIS was her brilliant plan?
Lina: Ashi's SO Brilliant and Great!
Zelgadis: He'll never fall for it. Puju has always been one to resist tempatation and I-
Puju: *opens door* Oh, hey! What's up guys? ^_^ *grabs the bag...and promptly closes the door*
Ashi: Um...
Lina: Ashi is SO NOT Brilliant OR Great anymore! >_<#
Zephyre: That was so random...I think I'll laugh! *laughs*
Zelgadis: Well, he never let us in.
Ashi: HEY! *pounding on door* THERE'S ONE FOR EACH OF US IN THAT BAG, PUJU!!!
Puju: *from inside* Then that means that there will be enough for ME for...11 days! Well, 10 if you don't count the one right now.
*inside the garage*
Ertai: WTH? Where'd everyone go? *realizes he's in Puju's garage* NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN PUJU'S GARAGE!!! NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME BECAUSE THEY HARDLY COME IN HERE AND CLEAN!!!!
