Ashi: Well, let me reminice for a bit...see this is what-
Xellos: I wanna tell him!
Ashi: FINE! i'll just be the unnoticed bystander...
Xellos: Did you say something?
Ashi: No, go ahead.
Xellos: See, it started out when Ashi san was finishing your bracelet...
~*~cool remembering vision transition~*~
Xellos: You've spent 3 hours on it! Play with ME!!!!
Ashi: Cool it, or I'll shove it up your nose.
Xellos: o_o*
Ertai: Hey, these key chain ones you made make for good ear cleaners...
All: ERTAI!!!
Ertai: What?
Amelia: Mister Ertai, that's disgusting...
Ertai: I know. ^__^
Ashi: ACK!!
Filia: Stop disturbing her you selfish Namagomi!
Xellos: So nice that you've joined us, Filia san...*twitching*
Filia: If you quite bugging her she'll do whatever you want.
Ashi: PLEASE, no more ideas that i'll suffer for...
Atlaya: Yeah, she already had to agree to pull a prank on-*Lina covers her mouth*
Lina: On me!
Xellos: Well, if I'm selfish, then you're rude.^__^
Filia: WHAT?! i am NO such thing. Fire Dragon priestesses are elegant, polite and NEVER cross!
Zephyre: Too bad she loses it whenever Xellos is around-
Filia: WHAT was THAT?
Ertai: She said-* Zephyre knocks him to the wall with a 'Bomb Di Wind'* I ...wish...Puju san were here...ooooooooooohhhhhhh...
Amelia: I guess we know what happens when you try to set Miss Zephyre up...
Gourry: Don't try this at home kids!
Lina: Gourry, WHERE in the world did you get that from?
Zelgadis: i'm shocked that you actually asked...<(((_-))>
Gourry: I heard Fat Moti say it when he advertised his XT-1000 Cooker-grill Cabob maker and Julian Fry Cutter....AND when he advertised his Pro-Mazoku Dragon Fillet Torch...as a matter of fact, he said it for ALL of his advertisments.
Lina: No more TV for you...
*Xellos: While that was going on, Ertai and I were dealing with Filia san. After a while, she'd gotten tired of chasing us, so she swung her mace at us, and missed of course, and started doing her Laser Breath stuff. But the smell was no Genji kitchen.*
Ertai: God...Filia san, do you brush regualry?! >_< *pweh!*
Filia: of course i do! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Xellos: meanwhile, Ashi san got her mace...*evil grin* You'll love the next part*
Xellos: Miss Filia, you DO seem quite tired...Are you tuckered out already?
Filia: HELL*breath* NO! *breath...and then some, ne?*
*Xellos:As soon as Ashi san got the mace, we threw a plastic decoy one out the window. Boy was she mad!*
Filia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps out the window, to see a well placed cliff [leading to a stream of water] form there* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
*Xellos and Ertai look down from the window* YES! IT WORKED!
Zelgadis: <(((_O))> What the HELL was THAT all ABOUT?!
Xellos: You'll see....^__^
Zephyre: Somehow, i feel this is going to get VERY violent...//_-))
*FILIA SWOOPS BACK UP IN DRAGON FORM!!!! *eep*
Filia: Someone's gonna die...Who's got my REAL mace...?!
*EVERYONE points to Ashi*
Ashi: Oh thanks...dirty no good bastards...
*Filia uses the Laser Breath thingy* * Ashi gets fried*
Ashi: eh...*falls over*
~*~ cool end remembering transition~*~
Xellos: And that's basically what happened. After that, i got enraged by the action and took Filia down.
Ertai: Yeah, down to her human form...GODS! She's a handful...
Ashi: * gets [dare i say it, glomped] by Xellos* IIIIIIIII-TAAAAIIIIIII! THAT HURTS! STOP IT PLEASE! oh thank you...*sigh* my whole body aches-
Xellos: Do you want a massage?
Ashi: NO! Last time you did that, I woke up the next morning.
Xellos: (pouty face) You're no fun...PLEASE?!
Ashi: No.
Xellos: Please?
Ashi: No.
Xellos: Please?
Ashi: ...*biting back anger*no.
Xellos: Pretty please...?
Ashi: ...i said no.
Xellos: please? ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...?
Ashi: I. Said. No. Now. Stop. Asking. me.
Xellos: please? *puppy dog eyes*
Ashi: Xellos, don't do that to me...you know it won't work...GAH! STOP IT!
Xellos: *BIGGER puppy dog eyes*
Ashi: FINE!
Xellos: I ALWAYS get my way! ^__^
Ashi: Isn't he supposed to obey my commands...? how'd I get into this position...? Just how did this happen...?