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Espionage Mazoku: They'll set ya up!

Ashi: Well, let me reminice for a bit...see this is what-

Xellos: I wanna tell him!

Ashi: FINE! i'll just be the unnoticed bystander...

Xellos: Did you say something?

Ashi: No, go ahead.

Xellos: See, it started out when Ashi san was finishing your bracelet...

~*~cool remembering vision transition~*~

Xellos: You've spent 3 hours on it! Play with ME!!!!

Ashi: Cool it, or I'll shove it up your nose.

Xellos: o_o*

Ertai: Hey, these key chain ones you made make for good ear cleaners...

All: ERTAI!!!

Ertai: What?

Amelia: Mister Ertai, that's disgusting...

Ertai: I know. ^__^

Ashi: ACK!!

Filia: Stop disturbing her you selfish Namagomi!

Xellos: So nice that you've joined us, Filia san...*twitching*

Filia: If you quite bugging her she'll do whatever you want.

Ashi: PLEASE, no more ideas that i'll suffer for...

Atlaya: Yeah, she already had to agree to pull a prank on-*Lina covers her mouth*

Lina: On me!

Xellos: Well, if I'm selfish, then you're rude.^__^

Filia: WHAT?! i am NO such thing. Fire Dragon priestesses are elegant, polite and NEVER cross!

Zephyre: Too bad she loses it whenever Xellos is around-

Filia: WHAT was THAT?

Ertai: She said-* Zephyre knocks him to the wall with a 'Bomb Di Wind'* I ...wish...Puju san were here...ooooooooooohhhhhhh...

Amelia: I guess we know what happens when you try to set Miss Zephyre up...

Gourry: Don't try this at home kids!

Lina: Gourry, WHERE in the world did you get that from?

Zelgadis: i'm shocked that you actually asked...<(((_-))>

Gourry: I heard Fat Moti say it when he advertised his XT-1000 Cooker-grill Cabob maker and Julian Fry Cutter....AND when he advertised his Pro-Mazoku Dragon Fillet Torch...as a matter of fact, he said it for ALL of his advertisments.

Lina: No more TV for you...

*Xellos: While that was going on, Ertai and I were dealing with Filia san. After a while, she'd gotten tired of chasing us, so she swung her mace at us, and missed of course, and started doing her Laser Breath stuff. But the smell was no Genji kitchen.*

Ertai: God...Filia san, do you brush regualry?! >_< *pweh!*

Filia: of course i do! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Xellos: meanwhile, Ashi san got her mace...*evil grin* You'll love the next part*

Xellos: Miss Filia, you DO seem quite tired...Are you tuckered out already?

Filia: HELL*breath* NO! *breath...and then some, ne?*

*Xellos:As soon as Ashi san got the mace, we threw a plastic decoy one out the window. Boy was she mad!*

Filia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps out the window, to see a well placed cliff [leading to a stream of water] form there* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

*Xellos and Ertai look down from the window* YES! IT WORKED!

Zelgadis: <(((_O))> What the HELL was THAT all ABOUT?!

Xellos: You'll see....^__^

Zephyre: Somehow, i feel this is going to get VERY violent...//_-))

*FILIA SWOOPS BACK UP IN DRAGON FORM!!!! *eep*

Filia: Someone's gonna die...Who's got my REAL mace...?!

*EVERYONE points to Ashi*

Ashi: Oh thanks...dirty no good bastards...

*Filia uses the Laser Breath thingy* * Ashi gets fried*

Ashi: eh...*falls over*

~*~ cool end remembering transition~*~

Xellos: And that's basically what happened. After that, i got enraged by the action and took Filia down.

Ertai: Yeah, down to her human form...GODS! She's a handful...

Ashi: * gets [dare i say it, glomped] by Xellos* IIIIIIIII-TAAAAIIIIIII! THAT HURTS! STOP IT PLEASE! oh thank you...*sigh* my whole body aches-

Xellos: Do you want a massage?

Ashi: NO! Last time you did that, I woke up the next morning.

Xellos: (pouty face) You're no fun...PLEASE?!

Ashi: No.

Xellos: Please?

Ashi: No.

Xellos: Please?

Ashi: ...*biting back anger*no.

Xellos: Pretty please...?

Ashi: ...i said no.

Xellos: please? ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...?

Ashi: I. Said. No. Now. Stop. Asking. me.

Xellos: please? *puppy dog eyes*

Ashi: Xellos, don't do that to me...you know it won't work...GAH! STOP IT!

Xellos: *BIGGER puppy dog eyes*

Ashi: FINE!

Xellos: I ALWAYS get my way! ^__^

Ashi: Isn't he supposed to obey my commands...? how'd I get into this position...? Just how did this happen...?