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RMI: Return of the RMI
*Ashi sits at home, looking very down-trodden. She's sitting at her computer, trying to find something to do on it...*
Ashi: This is so retarded... WHY can't I find something to read, or check out, or bash at...? Well, there was that Kikyo website...
*Suddenly, there is violent bashing on her front door*
Ashi: OMG... I'm coming... Geeze, I swear these Jehovah's are passive aggressive anymore...
*Looking through her window [by standing on tip-toes, to be exact], she sees a mass of flaming hair...*
Ashi: ... O.O
*Outside stands Lina, Amelia, Atalya, Gourry, Zelgadis, Ertai, Zephyre, Aydin, Xellos, and Filia, with Ertai screaming his head off.*
Ertai: OMG!!! TAKE US BACK!!! THE IRS IS ON MY FRICKIN' BACK!!! I NEED A DAMN JOB!!!
Aydin: Exactly! Besides, you're not just going to toss me aside with letting Atalya have more fic-related time than ME!!!
Atalya: HEY!
Amelia: By the Hammer of Justice, we shall be served the Justice we deserve through our hard work and dedication!!!
Lina: And besides, THEY DON'T FEED ME WELL ENOUGH!!!
Zephyre: I actually, I found a nice job a Kinko's...
All: SHUT UP, YOU!!!!
Xellos: Well, this is going very well, isn't? ^__^
Zephyre: Ya know what? Sometimes I wonder if your brain mutated while Zellas was creating you...
Filia: Hel-LO!!!! He's a MONSTER!!! A pile of no-good, rotten, unkept, mangey, low down, dirty, unimaginative, RAW GARBAGE!!!!!!
Xellos: Well, it's nice to know that your adjective vocabulary has reached a new level.
Filia: Go suck on a dead fish!
Xellos: If only to do your bidding, Filia-chan...*Xellos sneaks off...*
Filia: ##########....
Lina: ANYWAY, I WANT IN!!!! WHERE THE GOOD FOOD IS!!!
Gourry: Yeah, do you still have those good fruit pouches?
Ertai: AND I WANT BETTER PAY WHEN YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!!!
Ashi: *from inside* AND WHO SAID I WAS OPENING IT!!!
Ertai: Me and Aydin!
Ashi: I swear to--XELLOS?! How the Hell did YOU get into my house?!
Xellos: I'm a monster, remember? You know that WHOLE thing about the Astral Plane and my being able to go to that place and pop up where I want to...?
Ashi: ...Oh. Yeah... Well, don't let THEM in!!!
Xellos: So you still love me?!
Ashi: Um... Never said I did...
Xellos: But I'm still your infatuation...?
Ashi: Wow... Don't you remember? It's the Almighty Hiei...
Xellos: When'd you get into that?
Ashi: OMG... How long has it been since you guys have left--?
*The front door has been rammed down by the sweet feet of Ari-chan. She's dressed in a female business suit [one with pants, of course...], and has some stylish, yet very painful-looking heels/boots. And she tops it all off with a pair of ray-banz.*
Ari: Hello, Mrs. Anderson...
Ertai: Omg... Ari looks so sweet! Why didn't -I- think of this when we attacked Puju's place?!
Amelia: Ya know, I really don't think Mr. Ertai is a monster anymore...
Xellos: Ah! nice of you to show, Miss Arieru. Punctual as always.
Ashi: YOU!!!! You did this, didn't you?! *strangles Xellos*
Xellos: Well, I was being underpaid at Big Bear...
Atalya: But didn't Big Bear shut down...?
Zelgadis: Wasn't it something about not getting enough business...?
Zephyre: *stares at Xellos suspiciously*
Lina: We should have known, really...
Ari: ENOUGH!!! I am staring in this RMI, and I won't have people steal my limelight!! Besides, I have something important to say!
Zephyre: Sheesh, and I thought Lina was a ham...
Lina: Don't start with me!!! At least not until we're getting paid to do it....
Ari: LIKE I was saying...
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! >
:: falls down in dissappointment:: no more RMIs! no Slayers RMIs!
:: cries :: i guess othe anime is cool too, but no Slayer RMIs!
:: cries some more::, now just bcuz of that unwise move i will do something insane:
::blows on a little flute:: ::starts to sing:: oompa loompa doopady do, i've got another riddle for you, what do u get when u dont make more randomness? A girl who hits people with sticks. I dont like the sound of that
If u were wise ud listen to me, and make more randomness and make me happy. You would live in happiness too, like the oompa loompa doopady do! end.
All: 0.0
Amelia: That was the scariest thing I've ever seen...
Atalya: ^.^ YOU GO ARI CHAN!!!
The rest: :: no words ::
Ashi: Ari...chan...
Ari: Oh yeah, and this is a message from Mr. Smith. *pulls out a crinkled piece of paper and starts to smooth it* You, Ashieyu, and Puju, are 'The One[s].'
Amelia: But if Miss Ashi is "The One" and Mr. Puju is also "The One," wouldn't that make them "The Two"?
Lina: Shut up, Amelia.
Gourry: Wow... I never thought of it that way...
Zelgadis: -You- wouldn't...
Zephyre: But more importantly, ::stressmark:: what the HELL does that mean?!
Ari: It just means, they better keep doing Slayers RMIs or some drastic measures will be taken to see otherwise...
Xellos: Like beating them with sticks!! ^__^
Aydin: EXCUSE ME, but I came here to get my job back. Not to see people ride Miss Ashi and Puju's backs because they like their crap-writing skills.
Ertai: Me too!
Ashi: NO!!! I'LL NEVER DO IT!!!
Atalya: *waterworks kickin in* Does that mean...that you...DON'T love us...?!?!?!?
Ashi: *said bluntly* Newsflash: Emotional drivel doesn't work on me.
Atalya: DRATS!
Ari: Well, actually... You can't say no.
All: @.@?!
Ari: See, I kept the Muse Contract after the "alleged" last RMI, and I found that, the very last article of section alpha-beta-cicada says that "any author/ress cannot stop the making of RMIs; those that do or try to put off the making of them as an attempt to stop making them, will adhere to keeping all the muses for the rest of there life...and making RMIs."
Ashi: WHAT?! Lemme see that! *snatches the Muze Contract* HEY! This is XELLOS' handwriting!!
Aydin: WAIT. I have to stay WITH YOU crack-faced geniuses FOREVER?!
Ertai: ALRIGHT!!! STABLE PAY!!! NOW I CAN'T BE LIABLE WHEN THE IRS ARRIVE HERE IN SIXTY SECONDS!!!
Ari: Well, you should've put something in for amending; it says nothing in there about no amending, or who it can be done by.
Ashi: I thought the contract was void under Internet law?!
Ari: I AM law. I get to say what matters. Besides, I have cool ray-banz, and that makes me important.
Filia: I KNEW I should have beaten you harden for making Xellos part of the council!!!
Ashi: It was too good to be true...winning the case...
Lina & Gourry: FOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD!!!
Amelia: YAY! GO MISTER XELLOS! Even though I felt so odd saying that...
Ertai: OMG!!! IT'S THE IRS!!! *points to Ashi* IT'S ALL HER FAULT!!! SHE WITHHELD MY PAY!!!
IRS guy: Ma'am, we're gonna have to ask you to come with us for a minute.
Xellos: ^__^