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RMI: I just wanted to say...
Ashi: SO I was emailing you to tell you-
Ertai: GAH! You didn't answer your phone four like three straight hours last night!
Zelgadis: It was because it was busy for those three hours.
Amelia: Miss Ashi got kinda upset...
Ashi: What're you talking about?! I was not! I was watching Chiru play Socom: Navy Seals!
Zephyre: No, that was CHIRU getting upset because he died on that one level after all that sneaking around in the game...and after he couldn't play online.
Ashi: RIGHT! SO! Like I was going to say-
*music is playing in the background, the instrumental of "Too Fast, Too Furious (Act a Fool)" and Xellos and Ertai dressed all gangstaa!*
Xellos: *drop!* Pop-corn... *drop!* Sno-cones...
*drop!* Pop-corn... *drop!* Sno-cones...!
Ertai: Authors leavin' ya out in th' cold, ain't payin' ya no 'ttention: Mazoku, watch you gonna do?!
Xellos: ACT A FOOL!!
Ertai: Fine'lly got stable pay, but you got everythin' else t' worry 'bout: Mazoku, watch you gonna do?!
Xellos: ACT A FOOL!
Ertai: Stuck in a padded room wit' a buncha magic-usin' junkies: Mazoku, watch you gonna do?!
Xellos: ACT A FO- *a refridgerator collides into our Mazoku homies...*
Aydin: I -AM NOT- a shameless spell caster!!!
Lina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gourry: AHHH!! NOT THE FRIDGE!!!
Ashi: EXCUSE me! But you guys AREN'T supposed to be in this email! I'm tryin' to talk to Puju!
Lina: *glares menacingly at Aydin* WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT MY ICE CREAM?!!
Aydin: Tch! I'm not doing anything about it. Especially not for some rude bimbo like YOU.
Ashi: Are you guys even LISTENING to me anymore?!
Lina: ...crimson (like your DAMN ASS is gonna be!) beyond blood that flows...
*Zephyre grabs all the sane RMI-ers [Zel, Amelia, Atalya, Aydin, Filia] and goes into the DS room [aka, a closet -- it's magically inhanced!]*
Zephyre: ASHI! C'mon!
Ashi: ...and I SWEAR! Ever since you guys got here, you haven't even done a WORD I've said! You know, I CAN file for REAL people abuse!
*Zel comes by and snatches Ashi and bolts back to the DS Room*
Zephyre: Okay, -that- was close...
Atalya: I don't get it! Why'd we save Miss Ashi if we're supposed to not care about her since she's our boss now...FOREVER!
Zelgadis: Xellos added something about an 'inducing bodily harm on the employer' article in the contract. If ONE of us breeches it, we ALL get thrown in jail... I swear, sometimes I think that idiot doesn't know what he's doing!
Amelia: You mean we'll get thrown in jail?!
Filia: I knew it! That filthy mazoku is trying to get rid of us! I bet he put something in there about how he's exempt from it!
Aydin: You know, Filia, your condescending and cynical nature of Xellos makes you unusually coincidentally perceptive of his actions.
Atalya: Wait......WHAT?!
Zephyre: *exasperatedly* It means that he IS exempt from that part of the contract, Atalya!
Atalya: Oh...but that doesn't make sense.
Amelia: Yeah. Why would Mr. Xellos be the only one allowed to harm Miss Ashi?
Zelgadis: Unless he's going to try and use her to do something...
Aydin: Your group politics are SO predictable! I can't believe I'm stuck working here!!
Atalya: Why hasn't Miss Ashi been saying anything...?
*They all look to see...that she isn't there anymore!*
Zelgadis: She didn't go out THERE, did she?
Zephyre: Only one way to find out...
Amelia: But I haven't even heard Miss Lina cast the Dragon Slave yet! (ToT)
Atalya: SCARY!!! *ducks behind a vaccum*
Zephyre: *not amused by Atalya's antics* Right. You stay here... >.>
Filia: I am NOT going out there! NOT with a crazy spell-caster and some filthy mazoku touching everything!
Aydin: So, I guess I know to buy you anti-bacterial spray for Christmas...
*Zeph opens the door, and is surprised to see Ertai's grinning face, like, 3mm away from her's*
Zephyre: GAH! *falls back in surprise*
Amelia: Where's Miss Lina?
Zelgadis: More importantly, where's our current employer?
Ertai: Oh. Ashi's been locked in her room for now...you know, safe-keeping with the contract and stuff.
Aydin: Wait, I thought Xellos said he'd put apart in about not 'inducing bodily harm on the employer' in the contract?
Ertai: He did.
Zelgadis: So, wasn't he exempt from it?
Ertai: ^__^
Zephyre: That doesn't answer anything we RECENTLY asked!
Ertai: I KNOW! Isn't that GREAT?!
Amelia: Well, at least Mr. Ertai doesn't whine anymore, now that the IRS isn't on his case...
Aydin: So where's Lina and Xellos...?
Ertai: Probably playing with Lina...with slugs.
Zephyre: ...Um...ew?
Aydin: *while mumbling out the door* So TYPICAL, I swear... Crazy, moronic bunch of spell-casters...