Atlaya: ALL WHO OPRESS WOMEN WILL BE BEATEN W/ MY POOL NOODLE OF DOOM!!!![That I've purchased from ashi san...]
Zelgadis: WHY can't i get a DESCENT cup of coffee around here?! And WHY isn't there any filters?!
Lina: GIMME THAT BACK OR DIE GOURRY!!!! *muncha muncha*
Gourry: *slurp* NO! I SAW IT FIRST!!!*muncha, BURP, cruncha muncha*
Filia: Mazoku are SCUM! TOILET-SUCKING SCUM!!!! I wish all of them were dead! They have NO
use on this planet! Esp that namagomi, XELLOS! *breaks out mace* He should burn in the depths of
DRAGON TARGET PRACTICE!!!!
Zelgadis: Coffee!!! I need COFFEE!!! WHY can't I find the DAMNED POT?!?!?! Is it SO wrong to get a
cup of coffee?! Notice I said ONE. Just ONE cup would be nice...
Ertai: So what about that banner, Ashi san? You know, the one where you pick me over Xellos b/c I am
so diginfied?
Xellos: I'M her muse, so she can't do that! Besides, how couldn't she not like me? I am Xellos, afterall...
Ertai: Yeah right! I'm WAY more dignified, and dignant than YOU, even if you ARE more powerful!
Amelia: JUSTICE!!!! JUSTIC JUSTICE JUSTICE!!!!
Atlaya: *has sign that says "Opressed women is a no go! Cheapskate author needs to show!" and is
chanting the sign...*
Lina: DAMMIT!!! Ashi, we need more FOOD!!! Can't you tell a crisis when you see one?! FOOD FOOD
FOOD FOOD!!!!
Gourry: Yeah, can't you tell when we have a REALLY urgent problem?
Lina: GOur-nevermind....
Zelgadis: WHY can't i even find the LITTLE rip-off packages that cost too damn much to make ONE
lousy cup of coffee?! Ashi? Ashi? Can't you hear a good person's pleas? OH! You can understand when
your mom does this but not me? WHERE is the justice? OH MY GOD...I've been around Amelia too
long...
Filia: HEY!!! WHERE'S my tea packages??????!!!! I left them here for Ashi to make me some....*sees
Xellos grining* ....YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!! *goes at him w/
mace*
Lina: i want my food and I want it now!!!!! NOW, I TELL U!!!!! HOW can a girl do ANYTHING w/o
SOME kind of nourishment? ASHI?!?!? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!?!? So help me if you're not, I'll
Dragon Slave you so many times you'll go into low orbit of the moon!!!!
Gourry: *spots screensaver on monitor* OOOOOOOOoooooooo!!! how do the pipe/lines DO that?!
Ashi...? Can you put food-cooking screen savers on this too?
Zephyre: Ashi? We REALLY need to talk about my whole past thingy...and what's with the old
guy-librarian being my guardian???
Atalya; WHY are all of our bad guys male? Do villianous rights NOT apply to females also??? THAT'S
opression!!!! DENYING RIGHTS OF THE FEMALE GENDER SHALL RECIEVE A FULL AND
SEVERE BEATING!!!
Ertai: Could you put my face on it REALLY big if you DO make a "Mazoku R Cool" T-shirt, Ashi san?
Xellos is just SO well known, his face shouldn't be that large on it...
Filia: NAMAGOMI!!!!! BRING BACK MY PRE-PAID TEA-TASTING EXPO TICKETS!!!!! *flames
tear at her eyes* I'm warning you.............................
Zelgadis: COFFEE!!!!
Amelia: JUSTICE!!!
ATLAYA: OPRESSED WOMEN IS A NO GO! CHEAPSKATE AUTHOR HAS TO SHOW!
